Toys

Ruth must think all my toys have been really really naughty because she's locked them in something called a washing machine and now they're all spinning round and round. It's making me dizzy watching them, please let them out Ruth - they've been good - especially Spikey.

While Ruth is punishing my toys, I've managed to find some other things to play with. I like shoes best. But for some reason, Eric and Ruth keep taking them anyway from me - perhaps they are their favourite toys too. Although Ruth says Eric's favourite toy is called a remote. I wonder what it does, perhaps it makes squeaking sounds like some of mine. I can't wait to play with it, once I find out where he keeps hiding it.

Later today I'm off to make friends with a little boy puppy called Eden, surely he can't be as cute as me. I expect I'll need to give him some tips on how to train his people.